Nate Haymaker ( @Nate Haymaker
) has his #spider
Haha haha 😂 I thought this picture was hilarious, there's so many great captions you could add.
Did you know there's a story in the bible about Jesus, Mary and Joseph being saved by a baby spider?
When trying to escape the Romans with baby Jesus they were led to the mountains by angels where they found some caves. Joseph chose to hide in a cave occupied by a single baby spider.
The spider became so curious it rode on Joseph's shoulder and heard him praying. The spider was so moved by their plight it decided to create the greatest spider web ever over the mouth of the cave.
When the Roman soldiers found the cave they were so fascinated by the intricate designs and pictures in the web they decided to guard it and concluded it would have taken so long to make this web that surely Mary and Joseph couldn't have entered this cave recently.
When they finally left the cave Mary noticed baby Jesus waving to the spider.
People actually believe that happened.
I guess spiders these days just don't give a fuck.
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